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So today has been a very difficult and trying day for my father. My brother's team lost their play-off game and he had to put away the dishes. This has put him in a very bad mood and he is no longer talking to anyone in my family. Instead he is just sitting at his laptop probably looking at soccer stats or else playing runescape, and blasting some violent movie in the living room - making that a kind of "no go" warzone.

Did I mention my father is 12? Did I mention I find this hilarious and also pathetic?

I'm NEVER growing up to be like him.